I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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