Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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