Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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