Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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