Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
