You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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