if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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