that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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