it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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