yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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