"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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