Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Randomize
