It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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