She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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