My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
