u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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