New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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