I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Can I color on your dick again?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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