Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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