i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i dont even know how to be here
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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