very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I will pee on everything he values.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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