I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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