No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
