they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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