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i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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