What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Randomize
