guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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