I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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