problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
should my penis look like a turkey
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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