My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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