What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
