my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
she smelled like a LAN party
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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