my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize
