Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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