The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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