He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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