Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
My vagina is officially offended.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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