Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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