it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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