How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
My feet surprised me
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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