WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
