I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
So many bounce houses so little time
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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