the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I think your dad took our porno
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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