For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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