WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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