I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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