Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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