My sheets look like a crime scene.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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