Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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