I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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