im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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