I will die if light touches me.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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