i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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